The Northern Tour is an event where a group of ridiculously bad golfers and punters (but quite good drinkers) spend the week after the Melbourne Cup somewhere on the Murray river chasing the elusive white ball around.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Another one bites the dust
I have just been reliably informed that Mr Glenn "I can't ever finish a round" Simpson is going to be a no-show for the 2008 festivities. Apparently he thinks it's more important that he go to Thailand and "see his brother". I think we all know what that's a euphamism for - that's right, ladyboys drinking.
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Trim, Taut and Terrific
Friday, August 01, 2008
Early Ins and Outs
Well, it looks like we are losing a sparrow and probably a C.Simpson, but they may be replaced with last year's recalcitrants - Big Mike and Kingy although at this stage nothing is definite. Either of you two boys like to comment?