A little birdie tells me that after a particularly ordinary round at Cowes a couple of weeks or so ago, our favourite PVI candidate Mr Anthony Pearce Esq (aka Pearcey, Tone, Tony the Toothless Tiger and T-cubed) has decided that he and the game of golf have to end their long relationship. This of course has sent shockwaves through the halls at the Royal and Ancient.
Mr Pearce was heard to offer his left handed clubs up for sale to Mr Colwyn Simpson for $3.30 (including bag), but was knocked back as Col was happier to spend that money on a pot. This of course shows that Col understands that the clubs themselves were to blame for the rather disappointing rounds played with them, and he didn't want a bar of it - well, either that or he was just thirsty.
Although the separation has come as a shock to some, I am assured that the parting was amicable as both sides couldn't wait to get out of it. Never fear though, Tony will still be partaking of the yearly ritual we all know and love as The Great Northern Tour. He will however restrict himself to the less athletic activities of punting and drinking - which finally explains the last couple of years, he was just getting in some practice.
Thank God for that. I thought that guy would never leave
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