Well, it's 95 days until the start of the tour. That's:
3 months, 3 days
or 8,208,000 seconds
or 136,800 minutes
or 2280 hours
So it's getting near time for you misguided souls to start cleaning the filth of underuse from the blades of your trusty irons and removing stray sand from the grooves in your inappropriately named sand wedges.
I promise that one of these days, the tour organiser/offical record keeper will send me the scores from last year so you can all understand just how badly you did and how much Jack actually cheated.
Till next time
The Tour Scribe
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