The Northern Tour is an event where a group of ridiculously bad golfers and punters (but quite good drinkers) spend the week after the Melbourne Cup somewhere on the Murray river chasing the elusive white ball around.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Don't Know Why We Didn't Think Of It Sooner
I was talking to our illustrious handicapper and rules committee at headquarters the other night, and he came up with a brilliant plan to fix the accommodation problem should Tiger and Geoff come to play. It's simply genius. What needs to happen is that the Shark should come as well. We know he's not going to play in the AUSTRALIAN Masters, but surely he wouldn't mind bringing his little runabout up to the Murray for the tour. It looks like it would have plenty of room for the boys. They could probably even convince him to pull out the sticks and have a bash around Rich River. Anyway, it sounds to me like an excellent option. So boys, when you put in your acceptance, please give the old Fish Finger a bell and get it all teed up for us would you?
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